Retirement isn’t the end of the road, but the beginning of an open highway. So why not kickstart your journey with a pair of socks that are as bold, funny and liberated as you are? These cheeky men’s retirement socks announce your glorious exit from the 9-to-5 grind. One of the best things about retirement is not having to wear shoes, unless you absolutely want to. Kick off your shoes and welcome to the club — you’re officially “Retired as Fuck.”